{"id":1069,"date":"2013-08-22T22:01:58","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T04:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2013-08-22T22:01:58","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T04:01:58","slug":"shit-someone-was-in-my-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2013\/08\/shit-someone-was-in-my-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit, someone was in my car!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I open my car this morning to go to work and the first thing I notice is that it reeks of cigarettes. I then notice my flashlight and phone charger splitter on my seat. Then I notice the glove box and center console are wide open. Then I notice the GPS and the (brand new) iPhone charger are gone. The iPass and garage opener are still there as is the patio lights I need to take back to Target. Half way to work I realize my work badge (with new BooJee bead lanyard) is also gone. There are cigarette ashes on both seats. <\/p>\n<p>I am pretty good with locking my doors but yesterday before dinner I did go out to the car for some reason that has escaped me, to look for something in the back seat. All I can remember is moving the lights I want to return to Target to the front seat but I know that isn&#8217;t the reason I went out there. Apparently I didn&#8217;t lock the door when I was done and some punk kids probably out flipping everyone&#8217;s car handles looking for unlocked cars to pick through. I wonder if they do this every night or just happened to come by the only night I wasn&#8217;t diligent enough to lock my doors. <\/p>\n<p>Last night I after another round of elimination, I posted the finalists in contention for me to submit to CLC&#8217;s Juried Art Show. There are six I posted to FB. So far it is unanimous for the &#8216;Forks&#8217; photo which is one I was voting for. A lot of good votes for the &#8216;Boats&#8217; which is the other one I especially like.<\/p>\n<p>I have until September 9th to decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I open my car this morning to go to work and the first thing I notice is that it reeks of cigarettes. I then notice my flashlight and phone charger splitter on my seat. Then I notice the glove box &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2013\/08\/shit-someone-was-in-my-car\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}