{"id":190,"date":"2007-08-22T23:29:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T03:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/swardraws.com\/chatter\/?p=190"},"modified":"2007-08-22T23:29:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T03:29:39","slug":"ding-dong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2007\/08\/ding-dong\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was Hollace&#8217;s first day of school, third grade. She doesn&#8217;t want to go. A few days ago I ask if it is ok if I take some photos of the first day. She said ok.<\/p>\n<p>Today I work this morning from home so I can take her photo and see her off. She cooperates as promised.<\/p>\n<p>It has been awhile since I worked at home. It was a little frustrating and it got to the point that I couldn&#8217;t wait to get back to the office to really get working. I mean, I did work but it didn&#8217;t seem too productive.<\/p>\n<p>I get back to the office at 1:00.<\/p>\n<p>The network is down in our building.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t get any work done.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I was better off at home.<\/p>\n<p>I have been craving a Ding Dong for awhile now but I just couldn&#8217;t find any. I seen plenty of HoHos, Cupcakes and Suzy-Qs. Don&#8217;t want those. It got to the point that I thought maybe they discontinued them or something. I contemplated going to one of those Hostess Thrift shops.<\/p>\n<p>I went to the vending machine at work and lo and behold&#8230;.Ding Dongs!<\/p>\n<p>I run back to get some money, I am not missing this opportunity even though the vending machine has about 8 of them.<\/p>\n<p>I wrap the package in a napkin so no one sees the fat girl walking down the hall with Ding Dongs.<\/p>\n<p>I open the package all excited that my wait is finally over.<\/p>\n<p>I take a bite.<\/p>\n<p>They were stale, yuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was Hollace&#8217;s first day of school, third grade. She doesn&#8217;t want to go. A few days ago I ask if it is ok if I take some photos of the first day. She said ok. Today I work this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2007\/08\/ding-dong\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}