{"id":224,"date":"2008-04-03T23:13:05","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T03:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/swardraws.com\/chatter\/?p=224"},"modified":"2008-04-03T23:13:05","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T03:13:05","slug":"what-the-hell-did-i-eat-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2008\/04\/what-the-hell-did-i-eat-yesterday\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell did I eat yesterday?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was unable to weigh myself yesterday. The scale just kept showing zero until it went off. I have basically stayed steady for awhile. Way too heavy but steady. This morning I weigh myself and I am up 8 freaking pounds since the other day. What the %&*#? When I tried it again I got the zeros like the day before. Tonight I tried again before my shower (I never weigh in at night) and it was now 8.5 lbs up. I looked at the calendar I have in the bathroom to see when my period is due to arrive and apparently it is tomorrow. That would make sense but I have never gained or held water like that before and I don’t feel especially bloated. It better go back down.<\/p>\n

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Oh and happy anniversary to us! It has been 15 years of happily wedded bliss. Ok, I exaggerate a bit. Didn’t really do anything special. It is just another day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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