{"id":262,"date":"2008-07-24T00:37:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T04:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/swardraws.com\/chatter\/?p=262"},"modified":"2008-07-24T00:37:28","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T04:37:28","slug":"on-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2008\/07\/on-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"on my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have NOT moved from this couch since I got home at 6:30. It is now 11:30 and time to get my ass to bed.<\/p>\n<p>I got a physical on Monday. I originally called to check on an odd bruise by my belly button but thought that was really ridiculous so I added a physical especially since the appointment was for 8am (so I could fast). Unfortunately I hadn&#8217;t drank anything either so finding a good vein was kind of a challenge.<\/p>\n<p>I got my blood test results back today. My cholesterol, blood sugar, kidney function, liver were all good. I was however deficient in vitamin D a bit. I guess I better get out and get some sun.<\/p>\n<p>I had a heck of a time getting home today. I wanted to stop by the Grayslake farmers market I just realized was on Wednesdays from 3-7. I also needed to stop by the doctor&#8217;s office to hand in some shit, literally. I had to smear shit on a card for 3 shits as part of my physical. Fishing in the toilet for that was no fun. I couldn&#8217;t wait to get the cards filled so I could get rid of them.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the road I took home was closed because of an accident. Then every choice I made for an alternate was bad too. I thought I would never get where I wanted to go.<\/p>\n<p>When I finally got home, I sat down and never got back up. I am pathetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have NOT moved from this couch since I got home at 6:30. It is now 11:30 and time to get my ass to bed. I got a physical on Monday. I originally called to check on an odd bruise &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2008\/07\/on-my-ass\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}