{"id":573,"date":"2011-06-26T14:35:31","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T20:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2011\/06\/i-am-a-blob\/"},"modified":"2011-08-12T23:05:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-13T05:05:07","slug":"i-am-a-blob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2011\/06\/i-am-a-blob\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a blob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All I want to do is sit around and do nothing or think or introspect or just hang around the house. I don&#8217;t want to be in charge. With me in charge, we go nowhere, do nothing, sit around.<\/p>\n<p>I need someone to plan the itinerary. Someone to say this is what we are doing and where we are going. I won&#8217;t want to go or do it of course but it won&#8217;t be up to me and it might even be fun, get us out, do something, experience something.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like the rest of the world is out doing something on a beautiful Sunday and those who aren&#8217;t are doing important things that need to get done around the house. I am doing neither. Earlier today I sat in a chair in the front yard wishing someone would just wave a magic wand and clean up my yard and house. I was wishing I wasn&#8217;t so cheap that I would hire a landscaper to lush up the yard, make it look nice. I don&#8217;t want to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Recently there was a &#8220;What the Duck&#8221; cartoon that was me to a tee.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"What the Duck\" src=\"http:\/\/www.whattheduck.net\/sites\/default\/files\/WTD062611SUN.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"WTD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.whattheduck.net\/sites\/default\/files\/WTD1258.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I hate perfect weather days, there is intense pressure to go out and play and I don&#8217;t want to. I am jealous of dedicated writers who spend all their time writing. Of course they need to experience life to draw upon that writing but whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All I want to do is sit around and do nothing or think or introspect or just hang around the house. I don&#8217;t want to be in charge. With me in charge, we go nowhere, do nothing, sit around. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2011\/06\/i-am-a-blob\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":603,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions\/603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}