{"id":99,"date":"2006-04-05T21:37:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T01:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/swardraws.com\/chatter\/?p=99"},"modified":"2006-04-05T21:37:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T01:37:57","slug":"a-bad-dream-of-bad-design","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2006\/04\/a-bad-dream-of-bad-design\/","title":{"rendered":"A bad dream of bad design"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a dream I was stuck in Chicago trying to figure out when the last train leaves. They apparently redesigned the time table unto a convuluted brochure where I couldn&#8217;t find the info I needed. Even after I asked the train station people where the info was, it was still hard to read.<\/p>\n<p>After visiting the aunties in Indiana last week, I was on a quest for expensive toys for the cat. Well it is her first year anniversary living with us. Aunt Jean had a cute remote controlled mouse and Bobbie had a nice laser pointer.<\/p>\n<p>After we got home, I found the mouse at the pet store so I bought it. Hollace had more fun with it than Cloudy did. The darn this however would only go in circles so I took it back. I then went to Office Max for a laser pointer. I had to go two different stores to get the one that took AAA batteries (instead of those harder to find button ones).<\/p>\n<p>I get the thing home and try to put the batteries in and pulled off the wrong side and sheered the button off. I think about taking it back. I then try to glue it back on but I drop the little button and can&#8217;t find it. Then the glue bottle was dried up, then I had to pee badly. I was begining to think maybe I should keep this laser pointer. Hollace didn&#8217;t want me to get it because she was afraid we were going to blind Cloudy with it.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the button falls off again so it is time to super glue it. No super glue to be found. Today I got some. I make a mess trying to glue it back on and now the button is hard to press. Ug. I guess I will get another expensive toy as Cloudy is very crazy about chasing that red dot around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a dream I was stuck in Chicago trying to figure out when the last train leaves. They apparently redesigned the time table unto a convuluted brochure where I couldn&#8217;t find the info I needed. Even after &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/2006\/04\/a-bad-dream-of-bad-design\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.swardraws.com\/chatter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}