on my ass

I have NOT moved from this couch since I got home at 6:30. It is now 11:30 and time to get my ass to bed.

I got a physical on Monday. I originally called to check on an odd bruise by my belly button but thought that was really ridiculous so I added a physical especially since the appointment was for 8am (so I could fast). Unfortunately I hadn’t drank anything either so finding a good vein was kind of a challenge.

I got my blood test results back today. My cholesterol, blood sugar, kidney function, liver were all good. I was however deficient in vitamin D a bit. I guess I better get out and get some sun.

I had a heck of a time getting home today. I wanted to stop by the Grayslake farmers market I just realized was on Wednesdays from 3-7. I also needed to stop by the doctor’s office to hand in some shit, literally. I had to smear shit on a card for 3 shits as part of my physical. Fishing in the toilet for that was no fun. I couldn’t wait to get the cards filled so I could get rid of them.

Anyway, the road I took home was closed because of an accident. Then every choice I made for an alternate was bad too. I thought I would never get where I wanted to go.

When I finally got home, I sat down and never got back up. I am pathetic.

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